But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Strange, but consensual. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. 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In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Please consider turning it on! Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. "Min ymmrrn kyll. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. It's rather depraved. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. What a stupid question. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. Harry didnt want to react this way. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Didnt find what you were looking for? He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. 1. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Professor, something is poking my bum. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. He hated it. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Why should he feel bad about that? Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. 7. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. . A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. 8. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. P.S. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. 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Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. . [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". He has no shame. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Why would he? Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. This content contains affiliate links. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. 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